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March 02, 2005
Anxious For My Tax Return
Few things are borne in the avenue of entertainment that can truly span across numerous demographics. This game is one of them.
Nintendo continues to produce product after product that fulfills the demand for fun, re-playability and more recently: the nostalgia quotient. I must recognize that I have yet to own a DS of my own and have been unashamedly borrowing John's during our breaks at work. Oh and to the pair of blondes...please...any records you set will be promptly broken. I think your inability to 'hang' in the category of mini-games has something to do with the gift endowed to you by God in being able to bear children. You have the privilege of giving life while we were bestowed the facility to stand when we pee and own at video games. I leave it for you to decide which is more important.
On a related note, I thought I would buy Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory to listen to the music alone. That was until I learned there would be a soundtrack available. Amon Tobin, the artist behind it all, has created a sort of heterogeneous soup containing the constituents of epic strings, throbbing melodies and the sort of hard-tech-step-scatter-bass-chaos-beat that inspires the adrenal glands to immediately defecate into your bloodstream. A free track is available at their website. I'll be sure to let you know what I think of the album.
Oh and this woman is insane if she doesn't opt for the money.
Posted by Jon at March 2, 2005 02:57 AM
Comments
it is interesting that todays date is March 1st and it is 10:00pm, and yet the post is from 2:57am on March 2nd...just interesting
Posted by: hockeygal at March 2, 2005 03:09 AM
it's becasue he uses a special power called… "love". It moves mountains.
Posted by: spastabus at March 2, 2005 03:11 AM
Thanks for the link, Jon! I'm serious when I say I want feedback ... esp from the more 'thoughtful' types. So far the answer has been a resounding "yes!" Although I'm still sure that the sale of my genetic material isn't going to commence under democratic vote. Still, it's helpful. I may just cave. And I may just not tell anyone when or if I do.
Posted by: Monique at March 2, 2005 05:31 AM
Well, if dumb was a gift from God, the day you were born had to be like Christmas.
Women will CONTINUE to kick your butt at minigames. Let's not stop at women. Little girls too.
Beat 63 and you can talk. What's the matter, Luigi too tough for you?
Not for us "blondes".
Posted by: 2 blondes at March 2, 2005 04:55 PM
"I think your inability to 'hang' in the category of mini-games has something to do with the gift endowed to you by God in being able to bear children."
Hang this. 77 to your 65. Do you even KNOW how to play Wario?
Here's the proof. Thanks John.
http://www.atomiczap.com/highscore.html
Posted by: 2 blondes at March 2, 2005 09:53 PM
In your quotation of my prior discourse you left out an important statement: "any records you set will be promptly broken". Please be so kind as to refrain from your childish ramblings until I have been afforded the oppourtunity for a proper gameplay rebuttal.
Oh and please excuse the broken link in the above post I'm sure you meant: http://www.atomiczap.com/images/highscore.gif
Posted by: Jon at March 2, 2005 10:18 PM
No blog huh? Well if anyone is interested I have a blog I post to EVERY day, not just when I have something insightful to say.
Check it out at http://www.atomiczap.com/blog.html
You can post all of your comments here since I am not advanced enough at my sight. Jon won't mind.
Oh yeah, I made it so Jon's link doesn't work and the first one does on the warioware post becasue I am a stinker like that.
Posted by: spastabus at March 3, 2005 04:19 AM
I believe that the aforementioned high score link is sorely out of date. Whispers from the east claim it now hovers at 83.
Posted by: Jon at March 3, 2005 09:04 PM
I'll let all you men in a little secret....All women covet the male species' ability to urinate while standing.
It's a fact.
Posted by: Kato at March 4, 2005 01:51 AM
Heck, I know girls who pee standing up. Just gotta keep one leg resting on a rock, or a tree stump.
Posted by: spastabus at March 7, 2005 02:46 AM