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March 04, 2005
Apparently I'm A Lesbian
Never one to give such credence to 'internet quizzes' the results of this one left me with an inordinate amount of concern. My brain tested 66.67% positive for estrogen which leads me to question whether the object lodged in my throat is really an Adam's apple or just an ovary extending down from my medulla oblongata.
Recently a good friend and DJ from New York finished a fantastic little mix that has found its way into heavy rotation on my iPod. The joy it has brought to my drives, both to and from work, borders on the territory of euphoria. I find it increasingly hard to explain why I have such a deep love for great house music with most of my attempted would-be-converts explaining that its lack of lyrics and nauseating repetition contribute to their initial reservations.
When asked how I could enjoy it to such a high degree my only justification is that it inspires me to move as if caught in some sort of voluntary autistic trance, whether it be in the undulations of my limbs or the cadency it affords to my thoughts.
I imagine more would be ensnared as I have if they could only taste the experiences of rapture I know to be existent in the genre.
Posted by Jon at March 4, 2005 04:46 AM